I didn’t think it would get this far
I honestly had no clue
I never imagined for a second
That I would end up in a zoo

I was trapped by a lady hunters
Why she bagged me, I can’t tell
I was shot with a tranquilizer
And now I’m sitting in this cell

I’m allowed wifi and cell phone
But only inside my cave
She’ll let me out on a preserve
On Sundays if I behave

I sometimes have a audience
Or people watching me, at least
I can go anywhere I like
Up to the end of this leash

I’m not considered dangerous
I’m actually pretty tame
I have everything I need
And I have my own name

So I’ll stay here in captivity
With all the other guys
Except one in the bird cage
Who’s learning how to fly