Sending you the very best
Well, second best
Maybe third
Because I think a lot of you
I really do
But I think so much more
Of myself
Don’t get me wrong
I love myself more than you
Oh, you didn’t get me wrong, then
But you’re certainly up there
On my list of favorite people
Or people I don’t really want to kill
Right now
So there’s that
And I don’t know what that is
Or why it’s there
Or why people start things with ‘so’
I just wanted to let you know
How important you are to me
Which is certainly kind of important
In the grand scheme of things
Also, you’re welcome
You lucky person!