The Rumor Emporium

Can we dance and sing?
We’ll let you be the judge
But on our opinion we will never budge
Stovepipe hat and tails
Quite overdressed
At last all the rumors will be put to rest
Does any of this work?
We’ll soon find out
But in our estimation we have little doubt
Goggles and gears
You’ll be impressed
At last all the rumors will be put to rest
In the lab
That’s short for laboratory
Cogs and coils will tell the story
What will we create next?
A mechanical man in a suit
Complete with banker’s vest
That has a pocket with a watch in it
So he can time your wonder
To the exact minute
Could this be a hoax?
We’ll let you decide
But we feel our claims are rather bona fide
Working power core
Right in the chest
At last all the rumors will be put to rest
Is this dangerous?
We’ll wait and see
But your welfare’s absolutely guaranteed
Safety protocols
Have been addressed
At last all the rumors will be put to rest
In the lab
That’s short for laboratory
Cogs and coils will tell the story
What will we create next?
A mechanical man in a suit
Complete with banker’s vest
That has a pocket with a watch in it
So he can time your wonder
To the exact minute
So boys and girls
Who wants to be first?
Of all the things that could happen
What could be the worst?
Now the time has come
As you might have guessed
To put all these rumors to rest

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