Doom and gloom and depression
Downward spiral
Dark chasm of despair
Agony of painful memories
Suffering and sorrow
Burning pits of crushing anguish
The perdition of end times
Bitter pills to swallow
Everything is terrible
I hate my life

There’s coffee now?

Kittens and bunnies and rainbows
Being kissed by baby unicorns
Flying on a cloud with fairies
Dazzling stardust and glitter
Gleaming sweet nectar of life
The sun is shining
Happiness all around
Super fun times for everyone
Everything is beautiful
I love the universe