Pick a question and I’ll answer it.
1. Do you love me?
2. Could you please choose a shitty name for my newborn daughter?
3. How much is Spanish?
4. Which of my eyes is your favorite?
5. Is black licorice literally worse than shit?
6. What’s your fucking problem with owls? Huh?
7. Is it acceptable to say ‘gesundheit’ to someone having a biological function besides sneezing?
8. Can you read this?
9. What dictator would you marry?
10. Is it racist to prefer African elephants over Asian?
11. What is the shittiest song that has a drink in it?
12. What is your favorite color airport?
13. How fun was that trip to the grocery store, eh?
14. Who is your favorite member of AKB48?
15. Paper or plastic lubrication?
16. Do you want fries with that?
17. How many times do I have to tell you?
18. Best murder in history?
19. What is the weirdest thing you’ve had in your body?
20. Which condiment goes best on a knuckle sandwich?
21. Do you snore when you sleep while you’re driving?
22. How many licks does it take to get to the center of attention?
23. What is your favorite Lady Gaga meat flavor?
24. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
25. What the fuck, dude?